it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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