I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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