pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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