Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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