We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
that may or may not have been my penis.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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