can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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