Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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