I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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