And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm really busy with my period
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