How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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