I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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