I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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