R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
When did angry sex become our thing?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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