love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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