party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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