He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just gift wrapped bread.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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