That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Everclear isn't food dammit
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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