Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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