real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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