ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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