I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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