it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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