Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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