I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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