would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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