Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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