this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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