I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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