goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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