they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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