I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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