Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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