fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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