I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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