are you still at the devil's house?
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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