there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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