it was like his penis was on wheels.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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