There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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