It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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