well you can't waste a boner
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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