yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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