I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I see more hoeing in ur future
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