Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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