READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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