K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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