Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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