i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize