Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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