my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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