So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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