its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
