what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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