just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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