I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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