He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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